On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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