wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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