she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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