The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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