If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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