so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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