um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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