I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Drunk is a universal language darling
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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