How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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