I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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