Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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