At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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