doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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