I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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