Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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