I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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