dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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