Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you never un-have a 4some
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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