With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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