She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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