My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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