Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
