It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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