is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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