awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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