Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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