worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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