We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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