what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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