you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Let's get the cat blown out
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
