i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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