i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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