PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
wow bdsm is so cute
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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