I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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