Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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