what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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