When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
