this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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