Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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