GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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