how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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