Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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