Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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