And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Damn victory sex feels great
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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