White coat. Heels.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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