oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize