White coat. Heels.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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