His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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