Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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