its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there was a trapeze. enough said
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
