I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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