it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dignity is for republicans.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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