i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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